Have I told you that most of you are the right height?

by Mitt “Mitt” Romney

There are many trees across this great nation
and many of them are of a very good height for trees of the various sorts we have.
But I find that the trees in Michigan are of the right height
more so than trees of other states, whose heights are less right.
You children are also basically of the correct height.

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One Response to Have I told you that most of you are the right height?

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