Introductory materials

by Mitt “Mitt” Romney

Children, Ann and I are delighted
that you could be here with us
at one of our various domiciles.
Why don’t we engage in some sporting activities,
like hunting small varmints, if you will?
I’m sorry, my friends, that you have to sleep in that tent,
but as you know,
the horse sleeps in the guest room.

NEXT: Have I told you that most of you are the right height?


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