Have I told you that I illustrated this book myself?

by Mitt “Mitt” Romney

My friends, I wrote this book for you
and drew all the pictures too.
Other people who write books for juvenile individuals
such as yourselves
may ask a separate human person to draw the pictures,
probably because they themselves are too busy apologizing
for America.
I will never apologize for America, so I have plenty of time to draw
my own pictures,
especially since I retroactively retired (please see below).


NEXT: Have I told you that “Mitt” is my real first name?

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2 Responses to Have I told you that I illustrated this book myself?

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