Have I told you that $374,000 is not very much money?

by Mitt “Mitt” Romney

Sometimes, important people pay other, more important
Great Americans, like myself, Newt Gingrich, and Dick Cheney,
to speak words to them,
because, let’s face it, otherwise we probably wouldn’t.
Last year, I made a little over $374,000 from people paying me to speak to them,
which was not very much money compared to the not-speaking-to-people money
that I made.
Someday you, too, may have people pay you to speak words to them,
but it probably won’t be very much either, only six figures.
Gosh, aren’t words so nice?
Ann and I find them invaluable
when we need to communicate with each other or with other humans.
Which American human invented words?
You should look that up.

NEXT: Have I told you that Ann drives a couple of Cadillacs?

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About harlantfescue

Someone who is very likely better than you, as evidenced by the large fortune I have earned via inheritance.
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One Response to Have I told you that $374,000 is not very much money?

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