by Mitt “Mitt” Romney
My friends, a Great Republican American named Henry Ford
invented the car.
Some other people built cars before he did, but many of them
were not American,
and I don’t know who they are,
but probably they were Democrats or Communists,
so Henry Ford invented the car.
Although I read that he paid his workers more than
what was the right amount they should have been paid
and more-than-right-amounts of pay are Communist things,
so now I don’t know who
invented the car,
but it sure wasn’t that hippie Chairman Ford.
President Obama (gosh, what a funny name!) gave all the car companies
some communist money to keep them running,
something that I completely opposed
and now deserve credit for.
Ann drives a couple of Cadillacs,
though rarely at the same time unless
her horse works the pedals in one of them.
We have an elevator for our cars in one of our several homes
because they got tired of taking the stairs.