by Mitt “Mitt” Romney
Who invented the Corporation, my friends?
Were they American humans?
Probably, but wait!
Nobody invented the Corporation, my friends,
because Corporations are people!
And you can’t invent people, yet.
But Corporations are the best kind of people,
because they don’t become not alive, and they don’t
have sadness feelings,
and they cannot go to prison for doing bad things,
and they don’t worry about anything but making money, and giving it
to people like me, when we run for President!
Corporations are much better people than
the individual human people,
wouldn’t you agree?