Have I told you that I am a conservative person, but not severely so, and just the right amount of conservative to make you happy?

by Mitt “Mitt” Romney

My friends, I am a true conservative,
but only somewhat, and not in any ways
that might upset you.
I did some things in my former jobs that were things
I am not proud of anymore,
unless you happen to like those things, in which case
I take full credit for them.


About harlantfescue

Someone who is very likely better than you, as evidenced by the large fortune I have earned via inheritance.
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