Have I told you that “Mitt” is my real first name?

by Mitt “Mitt” Romney

Once I met a very strange man
whose actual first name was “Wolf.”
I told him that my real first name is “Mitt” because
it was very funny to say so, even though “Mitt” isn’t
really my first name.
That was funny of me, don’t you think?
So now “Mitt” is my real first name, until
I change it back.

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One Response to Have I told you that “Mitt” is my real first name?

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