Have I told you that you can retroactively retire from your company if you need to?

by Mitt “Mitt” Romney

When you are all grown up
and you have your own investment firm that
your daddy’s friends are all invested in,
someday, my friends, you might want to run for elective office and,
gosh, maybe some stuff you did at your investment firm
might give some Democrat a way to make fun of you.
The best thing to do is tell people that you retired retroactively from your firm,
maybe before you started working there,
that might be a good idea.


About harlantfescue

Someone who is very likely better than you, as evidenced by the large fortune I have earned via inheritance.
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