by Mitt “Mitt” Romney
You will meet lots of people whose hair
is not the right kind of hair.
Girls with short hair that makes them look like boys,
that is not so bad,
but boys with long hairs that look like not-boy hairs, this kind of thing is
not a right kind of thing.
When I was a youthful individual, such not-boy-haired boys
really upset me, and they might
So my advice is to get four or five friends and
have them hold this not-right-hair-having person down on the ground while you
shave their head for them.
You will feel better and, chances are,
they will too.