Have I told you that Ann and I were once very poor?

by Mitt “Mitt” Romney

Ann and I did not always have it
so nice as you kids see us having it now.
In college, we were so poor that we lived
in only a single basement apartment, rather than
in several large homes,
and I even had to sell my stocks so that we could
pay our bills.
We were so poor that we were forced
to eat regular tuna, from a can,
and also pasta that was not the right height of pasta.

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About harlantfescue

Someone who is very likely better than you, as evidenced by the large fortune I have earned via inheritance.
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