by Mitt “Mitt” Romney
One of the best things about America, my friends,
is that any important person, like us,
can someday run for President.
When you do, you might say some things to some people
that later on you wish you could un-say,
or do things that you wish you could undo,
but unfortunately the retroactive thing only works
But when you have lots of good friends, like my friends
they can help you make sure that nobody remembers the things you did or said before
just like when you shake your Etch-a-Sketch!