Have I told you that I’m running for president, for Pete’s sake?

by Mitt “Mitt” Romney

One of the best things about America, my friends,
is that any important person, like us,
can someday run for President.
When you do, you might say some things to some people
that later on you wish you could un-say,
or do things that you wish you could undo,
but unfortunately the retroactive thing only works
on retirements.
But when you have lots of good friends, like my friends
Rush,
Sean
Bill,
Roger,
and Rupert,
they can help you make sure that nobody remembers the things you did or said before
just like when you shake your Etch-a-Sketch!

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About harlantfescue

Someone who is very likely better than you, as evidenced by the large fortune I have earned via inheritance.
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