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About harlantfescue

Someone who is very likely better than you, as evidenced by the large fortune I have earned via inheritance.

Epilogue

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Afterword, by Clint “Clint” Eastwood

I just–it’s–this book and the writing–do you–do you–does he–how do you deal with–the reasons for it and so forth. America isn’t–it’s not–if you think about–oh, you don’t–you don’t–I mean–traditional families and schools are the–the–we have to get back to–to–this is … Continue reading

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Conclusion

by Mitt “Mitt” Romney Have I told you that your value to me vastly exceeds the amount of the tax deduction you provided for me when you were my legal dependents? Gosh, let’s strap the dog to the roof of … Continue reading

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Have I told you that I’m running for president, for Pete’s sake?

by Mitt “Mitt” Romney One of the best things about America, my friends, is that any important person, like us, can someday run for President. When you do, you might say some things to some people that later on you … Continue reading

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Have I told you that I longed in many respects to actually be in Vietnam and be representing our country there?

by Mitt “Mitt” Romney When I was in my youthful ages, Americans fought a Great and Noble War to save the Southern Vietnesians from living under a government that America hadn’t appointed. Many young people were given an injury or … Continue reading

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Have I told you how much fun it is to fire people who provide services to you?

by Mitt “Mitt” Romney Someday, many of you, if you are important people with important fathers and usually if you are the-right-height-or-higher people, you may hire other people, who didn’t work as hard as you did, to have important fathers … Continue reading

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Have I told you that Ann and I were once very poor?

by Mitt “Mitt” Romney Ann and I did not always have it so nice as you kids see us having it now. In college, we were so poor that we lived in only a single basement apartment, rather than in … Continue reading

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