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MAJOR AWARD-RELATED NEWS

My friends, I am very pleased to inform you, the somewhat less-successful human persons who have had the great privilege of reading this collection of English words with related illustrations, that Of Thee, in the Sense of Many of You … Continue reading

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Have I told you that I’m not concerned about the very poor?

by Mitt “Mitt” Romney My friends, I’m in this race because I care about Americans. I’m not concerned about the very poor. We have a safety net there. If it needs repair, I’ll fix it. Like if the very poor … Continue reading

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Epilogue

by Mitt “Mitt” Romney

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Afterword, by Clint “Clint” Eastwood

I just–it’s–this book and the writing–do you–do you–does he–how do you deal with–the reasons for it and so forth. America isn’t–it’s not–if you think about–oh, you don’t–you don’t–I mean–traditional families and schools are the–the–we have to get back to–to–this is … Continue reading

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Conclusion

by Mitt “Mitt” Romney Have I told you that your value to me vastly exceeds the amount of the tax deduction you provided for me when you were my legal dependents? Gosh, let’s strap the dog to the roof of … Continue reading

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Have I told you that I’m running for president, for Pete’s sake?

by Mitt “Mitt” Romney One of the best things about America, my friends, is that any important person, like us, can someday run for President. When you do, you might say some things to some people that later on you … Continue reading

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Have I told you that I longed in many respects to actually be in Vietnam and be representing our country there?

by Mitt “Mitt” Romney When I was in my youthful ages, Americans fought a Great and Noble War to save the Southern Vietnesians from living under a government that America hadn’t appointed. Many young people were given an injury or … Continue reading

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